Comfortably Dumb

WTF is it with you fratboy graphic designers that think going all Andres Serrano on shit makes it "edgy" or "cool" or whatever the fuck shit term you are crouching down a little to say?

Do I need to see JFK junior's head pasted disproportionately on a model's body? Does that make me wanna buy streetwear?

Jesus fuck man, just go dress up some crack whores, beat the shit out them, take pics, jack off over it and be done.

Bioshock, really?

So ever since I can remember, Maxim's print edition has had the most inept video game reviews in any magazine that I can think of. I don't know why they bother. With the amount of press release regurgitation and arbitrary rankings, they might as well be rating kitchen utensils.

Mortal Kombat outranking Tekken, heavy stroking for some sports game. Whatever it is, it's off. So when they gave the stupidly anticipated Bioshock a 3 star ranking and one sentence about how it's a first person shooter and involves water it should have been a giant whatever.

But fuck man.

Like, I understand it's just a script that pulls a sentence out of a press release and gives it an arbitrary rating, but can't it at try?

Please?

Anyway, they're idiots. And should rate kitchen utensils. And get that japanese kid to eat food again. Where the fuck is he?

Looks like their online site, lists of shit, got it right. All however many it took to justify writing the review in the 1st person plural, probably in a small room with no shirts. Blasting ICP.

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